Friday, September 26, 2008

my dismal dehydration


Toe, heel. Toe, heel.
One foot over the other.

The width of the curb is not very forgiving,
but,
like a gymnast on a beam,
I balance precariously.

The umbrella in my hand
is only catching the wind
and tugging me to either side;
baked brown grass to my right,
and pavement on my left.

There is no rain,
but maybe when the clouds see
how I'm waiting down here,
raincoat and all,
they will take pity on me
and spare a few drops.

Look.
I even wore my plastic boots,
the gaudy yellow ones
that blister my heels
in case of puddles, naturally.
They're called galoshes,
but that word gets stuck in my throat.

It's just my luck.

There has never been
a dryer
umbrella.

Monday, September 1, 2008

love this word

cantankerous

adjective
bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative : a crusty, cantankerous old man

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Don't talk to me
I'm cantankerous
I'm ornery and rude
and irate.

If I say something now
that hurts you somehow,
forgive me.
I'm just in a state.

A state of hysteria
weird, but emphatic
So please, keep your distance
For now

Though tomorrow may bring
more "cantankerous-ing"
Understand, I'm just having
A cow.

In the main,
I'm an angel
A regular gem.
Though my halo hangs
rather askew,

But remember, my dear
when bugs fly in YOUR ear
that "cantankerous" will describe
YOU.