sarah, in the life

1.YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Tiny Taurus

Ha! Lamest rock star ever...

2. YOUR GANGSTA STAR NAME (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe): Chocolate Flats

Peesh out... mah new album drop next surrrrsdai, ya'll biscutheads (......don't ask.)

3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal):

Yes, these are my children... Flying Eagle, Running Bear, oh yeah... and the insane one over there? That's Orange Penguin.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): Lynne Provo

I don't really have a middle name, but if I did, this is what it would be... I can see that, I guess.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name): Chrsa

And how do you pronounce that, I wonder? Maybe it's Wookie.

6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Water

Oh so intimidating. :D

7. NASCAR NAME (the names of your grandfathers): Dick Douglas... or Doug Richard.

Either one sounds legit to me!

8. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Dibb Dover

We'll be experience some dorkiness from the west and some light showers throughout the Wasatch Front...

9. SPY NAME (your favorite season/holiday, favorite flower): Autumn Lily

Double-Oh-Seven Autumn Lily sounds better though.

10. CARTOON NAME (favorite fruit, article of clothing you are wearing right now): Raspberry Socks

Oh I can just picture it... a cute, cuddly, sugary-sweet, pink ball of fur with googly eyes and striped socks... "Come on kids! Let's all count to four backwards from purple!"

11. HIPPIE NAME (what you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Granolabar Aspen

HAHAHA this is the best one!!

do you feel unresolved?

you are the only scan in my life.

but this, friend, is no fault of mine!

this unruly scanner is broken

now it won't even scan a straight

stroke.

i've endeavored and toiled and i've strived

in order to get it to work

but, sadly, this scanner's decided

to be stubborn, and frankly, a

moron.

it's determined to eat all my paper

and if it defies me once more

i swear, i won't put up with this bilge.

i'm shoving it out through the

window.

now i've just had it up to my ears

and it's all that this poor girl can take

does anyone here have an asprin?

'cause my head is beginning to

throb.

now, some guys would scream or they'd cry

or they'd kick the darn thing, just to show 'em

but me? well i'm simply a nerd

i've resorted to writing this

ditty.