do you feel unresolved?

you are the only scan in my life.

but this, friend, is no fault of mine!

this unruly scanner is broken

now it won't even scan a straight

stroke.

i've endeavored and toiled and i've strived

in order to get it to work

but, sadly, this scanner's decided

to be stubborn, and frankly, a

moron.

it's determined to eat all my paper

and if it defies me once more

i swear, i won't put up with this bilge.

i'm shoving it out through the

window.

now i've just had it up to my ears

and it's all that this poor girl can take

does anyone here have an asprin?

'cause my head is beginning to

throb.

now, some guys would scream or they'd cry

or they'd kick the darn thing, just to show 'em

but me? well i'm simply a nerd

i've resorted to writing this

ditty.